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The Term Sheet™
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The Term Sheet™

Close your first round — on yourself.

The complete founding stack, in a magnetic presentation box: one Disruptor™, a Base Station Pro™, the C-LUX™ sanitizing arch, and a founding supply of the three foundational protocols. Everything required to bootstrap unthrottled cognition from a standing start — hardware, sanitation, and runway, fully diluted.

$980 One-time · or 4× $245 at 0% APR
In stock · discreet fulfillment · ships in unmarked packaging
Completes the stack

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The Pre-Seed™ Starter

Bootstrap the loop.

The entry deployment: one Disruptor™, a standard Base Station (charge only — no UV-C, no C-LUX™ dock), and two-week supplies of the three foundational protocols — The Seed Round™, Series A Master Flush™, and Back-End Analytics™. Enough to run a full operating day, prove the thesis on a cohort of one, and decide whether to raise.

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NooGut Enterprise™

Deploy optimized cognition across the pod.

Org-wide rollout with centralized titration, SOC-2-adjacent Smart Ledger provisioning, and a dedicated Optimization Success Manager. Bring unthrottled throughput to every seat.

The Disruptor™ Flagship

The applicator. Reboot anywhere.

A CNC-machined, aerospace-grade applicator for discreet posterior deployment — finished, deliberately, to read as a high-end personal vaporizer. It is the one object no one examines twice in a co-working space, on a red-eye, or at the offsite. The physical endpoint of the enteric-brain axis, hiding in the last place anyone would look.

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