The fine print, set in a comfortable size.
We believe legal documentation should be as clear, as clinical, and as quietly alarming as the product it governs. Here is everything, stated plainly.
These statements have not been evaluated by any regulatory body with jurisdiction over your enteric-brain axis. NooGut™ products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent underperformance. Individual optimization outcomes may vary and are not a guarantee of Series A. Posterior results are proprietary. Your output is your data.
Terms of Optimization
The agreement between you (the Operator) and NooGut. Governs deployment, subscriptions, the Smart Ledger, and what happens when you try to leave.
The Privacy Protocol
What we collect, why we collect all of it, and the sense in which your output is, legally and spiritually, your data.
Clinical & Wellness Disclosures
Honest notes on our evidence base, our cohort of one, and the many things NooGut is not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure.
NooGut™, The Disruptor™, NooGutOS™, the Protocol Protocols™, and the Smart Ledger™ are trademarks of NooGut Technologies, Inc., a Sphinxter Capital portfolio company. All rights, outputs, and residuals reserved in perpetuity across all jurisdictions, real and ledgered.