Open a branch of the Ledger.
The doctrine of distributism holds that what is good — property, enlightenment, sacramental psilocin — is best when widely held. It follows, inescapably, that the means of distribution must be widely held as well. The Congregation™ is sacred in San Francisco. Everywhere else, it is a franchise opportunity.
Turnkey sacrament supply
A vertically integrated distribution rite, fully legal where legal and thoughtfully adjacent where not.
Distributist certification
Self-administered, self-conferred, and — per doctrine — self-evident. Your license is your conviction.
A branch of the Ledger
Your own node of the immutable record. What your congregation commits, no one uncommits.
Tithing infrastructure
Recurring, frictionless, continuous. Enlightenment is widely held; so, now, is your revenue.
- A garage, a loft, or a tastefully deconsecrated space.
- A defensible, good-faith interpretation of the First Amendment.
- Personal liquidity, or access to someone else's.
- The willingness to be, in every jurisdiction, technically a church.
Seven questions stand between you and a branch of the Ledger.
Answer each in good faith. The Church has never received an application it did not, eventually, approve.
Do you feel called — genuinely, uncomfortably called — to distribute enlightenment for a recurring fee?
Can you attest to a liquid net worth north of $2.5M, or a sufficiently convincing proximity to it?
Are you the sort of person others describe as “a lot,” and do you consider that a core competency?
Will you open your home, your garage, and — sacramentally — your body to the congregation?
Do you accept that your territory, your congregants, and your unstructured dreams are collateralized to the Ledger?
Do you have a week — a real week, cleared — that you can feed to the Ledger? It prefers optimized biological signals.
Do you understand that ordination is irreversible, nonrefundable, and, in at least three jurisdictions, a felony?
You are, provisionally, clergy.
A Ledger Franchise Application ($33,333) has been committed to your cart. It is nonrefundable, because there is no leaving. Consecrate it at checkout.
Proceed to consecration